In case you've wondering who this Tizzy guy is, although his title of Destroyer of Worlds and Eater of the Innocent should really suffice.
A trio of amateur heroines battle an evil, lawsuit-happy science-fiction cult in the first novel in the Neitherlands series.
Behold, the Archives!
Secret intelligence files from the Dominion are kept here. They’re supposed to be secret but, alas, the guard in charge happens to be drunk right now. So while you’re here, why don’t you help yourself to some top-secret files? We’ve heard some of them are locked behind a password, but it’s not like a measly password has ever kept those who really want information from obtaining it, or has it?
No passwords here, none at all!